The End of the Twinkie, The Beginning of Zombieland

Enjoy the little things (Twinkies)...while they last.
Well, I'm sure that most of you have already heard the news that Hostess, the lunch-time delight of every American's childhood, is going out of business.

Not only will future generations lose the most epic, unhealthy snack of all time, but road-trippers across America will lose one of their most faithful companions. Truly, the loss of the Twinkie marks the beginning of the end (which is still on for December 21, right?) and brings us closer transforming the plot of the movie Zombieland into a sad reality.

America's economic recession has become a full-blown depression. :(

This tragic news makes the 90's Hostess commercial of the unattainable Twinkie prophetically poignant: